- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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