- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

eden stop

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

world peace

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Women's Rights.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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