- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Women's Rights

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

i just wrote this so hard

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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