- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Screw it you write the joke.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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