Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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