three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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