When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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