- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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