What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

So one time there was this woman learning...

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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