- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

i love to lick...

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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