- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

smell the vitamin C

So one time there was this woman learning...

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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