- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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