Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

roses are red violets are indigo

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Nuneaton..

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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