- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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