- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Asians

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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