why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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haha

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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My mom

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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