- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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