- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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