- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

wanna here a good joke? me too.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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