The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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