I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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