"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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im gay

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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