- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Arrow in the Knee!

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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