Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What's funnier than 24? 25

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