- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Your mom is so nice.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I'm gay.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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