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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Caroline Kelly.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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