Justin Beiber

A seal walks into a club.

PENIS

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Amazing

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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