Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Where's the soap?

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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