In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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John Cena

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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