- Anti Joke

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.