what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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