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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

-knock knock! -doors open

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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