Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Anti Joke

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