- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

9/11.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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