What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What's white and gluey Glue

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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