- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

I hate long jokes -_-

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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