- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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