- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A man walks into a vagina

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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