WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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