- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

5 Italian guys from Long Island

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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