- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

breasts

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Yo mama is so fat she died

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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