- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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