- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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