- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A gay man watches football.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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