- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's big and long? My dick.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

2 + 2 = fish

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

A seal walks into a club.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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