- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

This is a joke.

An Asian man fails a math test

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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