What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Bob Saget that is all

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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