A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

no

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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