- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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