What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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