Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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