a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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