- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Reading the Terms and Conditions

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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