- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Refridgerator.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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