- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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