- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Your face

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Donald Trump

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