Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

It says so on your cap.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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