Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A house comes around the corner.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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