Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What is red? A rock painted red

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Jeff

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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