What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

woman's rights

gay porn...

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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