What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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knock knock whos their a person

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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8=> >->-o

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Your mom.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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