? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Knock Knock. Come in.

kcuf read it backwards

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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