- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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