- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

guess what what that wasnt it

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Your face

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

see ya

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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