- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Nickelback.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

i named my son Frodo because he was little

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