What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Do your parents know you're gay?

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

roses are red violets are indigo

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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