What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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