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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

This is sparta No this is patrick

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

a black guy hates chicken.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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