In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

hi anti joke

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

You're tall.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...