Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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