- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Christianity.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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