There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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