Knock Knock CUM IN!

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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