A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Weed.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Anti Joke

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