- Anti Joke

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.