- Anti Joke

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Dyslexia ruels!

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why? Why not?

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How do you spell eight? 8

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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