why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

child labor

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

How come grilled cheese?

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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