- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

NAACP

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

politically correct!

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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