A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Justin Bieber.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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dassa

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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your social life.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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