- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Phew... it's gone.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

No, Trinidad.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Poop!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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