What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

child labor

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

How come grilled cheese?

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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