- Anti Joke

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit