A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Anti Joke

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