How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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watch a i d s left

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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We are lawyers

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