- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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