What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Knock knock

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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