Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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tom pauling

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Feminism

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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