- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

I like the color potato.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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