- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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