whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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epic win?

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Anti Joke

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