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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs