im @ work, LOL.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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