Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A person from Singapore eats

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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