- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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