Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

How many light bulbs? 1

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Obama walks into a hospital....

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Do you love me? No.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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