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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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